August, my birthday month. I was delighted to see my name bracketed with that of Barack Obama in The Guardian‘s 4 August birthday notices. As a present, my dear brothers David and Euan and my Best Man, Alan, clubbed together to commission a portrait of me. It was painted in oils on a very large board, by Pittenweem artist Joe Murphy.
Jenny I battled the mud to go and collect it – and had, by the by, a wonderful morning looking round many of the exhibitions in this unique festival, where around a hundred local convert their cottages and houses into temporary art galleries. We were particularly impressed (of course) by Joe’s powerful portrait and the hugely original scrap metal sculptures down by the harbour by Helen Denerley, as well as by the many talented professional artists on show.
This is the first year in a decade that I have missed arranging my usual little concert to raise money for Childline during the Festival. but I did appear to relaunch my biography at the Edinburgh International Book Festival. Given the weather and the fact that it was in the evening, there was a really good turnout and Ruth Wishart interrogated me in a lively and colourful interchange between her, me and a thoroughly good audience. We only made passing reference to the riots in London, but I’ll make this the subject of my considerations now.
There has been a predictable series of analyses of lessons to be learned and a plethora of suggested actions to be taken to make sure it never happens again (which conjure up images of King Canute). I have a strong suspicion that the riots will turn out to be yet another wake-up call that echoes around the national consciousness for a few weeks and then, like so many others, will be filed for reference. Most of the low points in terms of reactions have come from the Prime Minister himself. Cameron has made a complete mess of it, from claiming responsibility for instructing the police in how to perform their duties, to condoning the encouragement of the legal profession essentially to undermine and break the law itself by fast-tracking prosecutions, to completely misdiagnosing the situation with his asinine descriptions of ’a sick society’.
If society in Cameron’s terms is ‘a patient’ and Government ‘the surgeon’, then society has been left on a trolley in the corridor for far too long.
Within Europe, the UK has among the lowest rates of investment in children’s services and the lowest investment in integration of children’s and family services. We have the highest percentage of our population in prison (despite claiming a lower crime rate than many other countries). We have one of the highest rates of reoffending. In particular in comparison with Scandinavian countries, we have lower paid and lower skilled operatives in child care and custodian services. For instance, in Norway prison officers are trained for two years. In the UK they are trained for six weeks.
Inequality is possibly a critically important factor in what may be described as a general malaise. We have much higher than average rates of mental illness, family violence and public disorder than most other European countries, combined with the effects of having one of the highest differentials in the world between our lowest paid and our highest paid workers. We need to think about whether this latter differential could be a major cause of tension within our society.
In a book called The Spirit Level, by Richard Wilkinson and Kate Pickett, a compelling argument has been put forward to make this case, using facts and figures that have been in the public domain for decades. Just for your consideration, I’ll take Norway as an example. In the UK, CEOs of big companies earn around 35 times the national average wage. In Norway, the figure is less than 7 times the national average wage. In Norway, middle earners can expect to pay 50% of the earnings in taxation. In return, they get first class social services, first class medical services, first class education and transport. I think we have a lot to learn.
I continue to be impressed with the dignity of the responses to the appalling events at Utoya. I wish I could say the same about our Government’s response to the Tottenham riots.

